Discussions in bars, beaches, and even on airplanes all over the world are going on right now about which celebrity vs which celebrity you would rather bang, we do friends of ours too but that’s just for personal enjoyment. This can often be a complicated decision and one that can change based on moods. Amateurs would simply make their decision based on which celebrity is hotter, but here at Go Sell Crazy we are much more complex. There are all sorts of factors that go into which one I would rather fuck, and these are as complex as I am a person.
A lot of the fun of the game can come with putting two really bad choices up against each other, but since I’m always a glass half full kind of guy we will be only concentrating on good choices here. If you ever see me on the street you can put me on the spot and throw a bad one at me.
Enough foreplay though, these ladies are all nicely warmed up and ready to go. Let’s get to it……
Khloe Kardashian vs Kim Kardashian
Pitting sisters against each other is really one of the classic “Who’d Ya Rather” you can do. Now this one might seem like a no brainer to simpler people as Kim is definitely the hotter of the two. Can it be that it was all that simple thou?
One thing that swings me to Khloe is that we have already seen what Kim is like in bed due to her sex tape with Ray J. That means that you would basically know what you are getting. With Khloe on the other hand there remains that sense of mystery, and something tells me she would toss me around hard. That is something that can be quite appealing at times.
Voice wise you have to give the nod to Kim, as I think her moaning would certainly be hotter than her sisters. She also has probably the most famous ass in the world and I am certainly a fan of that too.
Of course the ultimate would be to have them both at the same time, toss in Courtney as well, and the two Jenner girls….. But we aren’t shooting for the moon here and that would be too much for me to handle anyway.
At the end of the day the easy choice is the correct one here.
FINAL VERDICT: Kim Kardashian
If you know me you’ll know that Paris has been one of my favorites ever since I was in high school. If you know me you’ll also know that I am extremely attracted to girls with major issues, which makes this one a great battle.
To go back to the voice category that we mentioned in the first battle, I think that Paris Hilton’s moaning voice can probably never be beat. Lindsay though is no slouch, although here voice fluctuates a lot it seems. My favorite Lohan would probably be the raspy smoky Lohan.
If you follow the paparazzi at all, as I do, you have seen each of these girl’s goods quite a bit. They aren’t shy about showing it off, even if they claim it’s by accident. I don’t know who invented the no panty flash as you’re getting out of the car, but both of these girls are pros at it. Paris also has a sex video, and while I’m sure there are quite a few Lindsay one’s floating around out there none have made it to national level that I am aware of.
Normally, I’m not attracted to little slight girls, but there’s something about Paris that just drives me crazy. While I would certainly concur that Lindsay is more my type and I would probably give her the nod for a relationship pick, she losses this battle.
FINAL VERDICT: Paris Hilton
Charlize Theron vs Scarlett Johansson
What makes this battle so difficult is that the girls have so many different looks. For example the Charlize Theron from Monster would make this a no brainer. Yet for the sake of argument we are going to be judging based on their normal look. My favorite and to die for Scarlett Johansson by the way is her Jersey girl from Don Jon, I don’t know how people say that’s not a sexy accent when combined with the right look.
There is quite an age difference here with Theron checking in at 38 years old and Johansson only at 29, but I find that with the celebrities age isn’t as big a factor as with those old “regular” girls. One of the major plusses of good living is that you age perfectly fine, unless of course you have a major drug problem or simply don’t care.
As far as acting chops, while they are both great I would have to give Theron the nod in that department. It might make me sound like a little bit of a girl, but that does indeed play a factor when deciding who to jump in the sack with for me. My dick certainly gets a whole lot harder if I respect what you do.
That being said, I’m just currently kinda obsessed with Johansson’s jersey girl in Don Jon, so much so that I’ve been trying to find one in real life as there are a lot down here in South Florida.
FINAL VERDICT: Scarlett Johansson
Here is the classic Jersey Shore face-off that I’m sure has been discussed countless times across our fair nation. Now both of these girls have been pregnant recently and while that could sway some weird fetish people towards everyone, to me it’s a turnoff. For the sake of this argument though we are going to have them each non-knocked-up.
Both these girls are known for two things, their great tits and their outrageous fashion sense. Yet since they both pack those things it has to be a draw on that one. Maybe a lean towards JWoww’s boobs but not enough to put it over the top since Snooki’s are pretty solid too.
Snooki is the definition of “fun sized”, and if that’s something that you love then it’s a no brainer to go with her. JWoww on the other hand is nice and tall and if that’s your thing then I would go with her. While I’m pretty tall at 6’2, I really don’t have a preference when it comes to that area. Another wash.
What really makes this battle tick is the personalities of the girls. I know that’s crazy for a guy to say, but personality does mean a lot to me. Remember, I’m deep and complex. Snooki I have to say I find pretty cool in the short term, I bet the next morning she would be extremely annoying but this isn’t a long-term debate. JWoww though I find as sexy as fuck. She is the epitome of the sexy tough girl in my mind. In the Jersey Shore character intros I love when she says “after I have sex with a guy. I will rip their heads off,” that like gets me hard every time. Please rip my head off JWoww.
FINAL VERDICT: JWoww
That’s all for now folks, but I could go on all day. Stay tuned to www.gosellcrazy.com for Round 2 in the future.