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		<title>Adventures in Bathroomland</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I live in North Palm Beach, FL currently which is just a little bit north of Palm Beach, FL where I grew up, hence the name dumb ass. Anyway, here in Palm Beach country our paper is the hard hitting, never sleeping, thought provoking, Palm Beach Post. Today, I came across a very intriguing article [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-50" title="public bathroom" src="http://gosellcrazy.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/public-bathroom.jpg?w=300" alt="public bathroom" width="300" height="226" />I live in North Palm Beach, FL currently which is just a little bit north of Palm Beach, FL where I grew up, hence the name dumb ass. Anyway, here in Palm Beach country our paper is the hard hitting, never sleeping, thought provoking, Palm Beach Post. Today, I came across a very intriguing article entitled <a href="http://www.palmbeachpost.com/state/content/gen/ap/FL_Bathroom_Bullet.html">&#8220;Gun falls, bullet injures woman in bathroom stall&#8221;</a>. The title pretty much says it all, but in case you need some explanation&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Authorities say a bullet from a gun that was accidentally dropped injured a Tampa woman sitting in a bathroom stall.</p>
<p>Police say the bullet hit 53-year-old Janifer Bliss in the lower left leg. She was taken to a hospital with minor injuries.</p>
<p><!--endtext--><!--startclickprintexclude--> <!--startclickprintexclude--><!--endclickprintexclude--><!--endclickprintexclude--><!--begintext-->Bliss was sitting on the toilet in a hotel bathroom when a woman in the next stall accidentally let her handgun slip out of her waist holster. The weapon discharged when it hit the ground.</p>
<p>Police say the gun belonged to 56-year-old Debra Monce who has a concealed weapons permit.</p></blockquote>
<p>I just thought the shit was mad funny. Can you imagine just sitting there on the shitter doing your business and getting shot, haha. I know that whenever I&#8217;m doing my bizness in a public restroom, which is extremely rare as it has to be a situation where I&#8217;m pretty much already touching fabric, I get annoyed when someone enters the stall next to me. It&#8217;s like what the fuck here we are two people that don&#8217;t even know each other and we&#8217;re taking a shit with only about a 1 inch thick piece of plasterboard separating us.</p>
<p>I know it&#8217;s different for women, since they have to go into the stall for everything. Still, I hate it just the same when someone is using the urinal next to me. If its a two urinal setup, and somebody is at one, I&#8217;ll go piss in the stall. I don&#8217;t want to use the urinal right next to someone either. The only times I do are in situations where the bathroom is absolutely packed constantly  such as a sporting event, a busy bar, the mall at Christmas time, or a casual Mexican restaurant.</p>
<p>This reminds me of some other interesting incidents I&#8217;ve had in bathrooms.</p>
<p>I remember one time when I was at Chilli&#8217;s or Friday&#8217;s or one of those places their all the same, and I was taking a piss and this guy came and sidled right up in the urinal next to me in a at least 5 urinal setup. I was annoyed and though what the hell is this guy&#8217;s problem. Then he did the unthinkable, he started talking to me. He had a cowboy hat on I remember cause he said &#8220;howdy partner&#8221; and then proceded to ask me how my day was going. Now I don&#8217;t know if this is a Texas thing, I&#8217;ll have to ask SLAYER, but where I&#8217;m from you don&#8217;t make small talk at the urinal.</p>
<p>Another time I remember walking around the corner into  the bathroom at the Gardens Mall and seeing a kid who must have been about 10 years old and he had dropped his pants completley to the floor as was at the urinal bareass to the world. Now I immediattly turned to avoid the urinals and head toward a stall, but there was that huge bathroom mirror with his bare ass all over it. Now this just ain&#8217;t right, doesn&#8217;t this kid have anyone to teach him about what is acceptable. Nevermind the fact that it&#8217;s inconsiderate to others, but what about the hygenic aspects of it. His pants are sitting directly on a mall bathroom floor, how disgusting can you get. Furthermore, there he is bare ass to the world at a mall, perhaps the biggest pedophile hangout around. I even have a friend, HOBE PLAYBOY, who dress up like a pedophile and goes to the mall just for his own shits and giggles at people&#8217;s reactions. He&#8217;s even been asked to leave by security before.</p>
<p>Now let&#8217;s get back to our woman in Tampa. So here she is either pissing or shitting, oddly it doesn&#8217;t say, minding her own buisness. Then some other woman enters the stall next to her, drops her knickers causing her gun to fall out and hit the floor. Once again this seems like something that should happen in Texas, cause I don&#8217;t imagine too many woman around here walking around with guns in holsters. Anyway, the gun discharges and hits our friend in the leg. Now the paramediccs have to be notified and come and get this partially undressed woman to the hospital. I wonder if she finished. I imagine that if your in the middle of taking a shit and get shot. That immediattly causes all the remaining shit in your system to immediattly flush, that&#8217;s just my guy feeling. If your taking a piss on the other hand, I think it would stop in midstream and be quite painful. Then again, I&#8217;m no doctor.</p>
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