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Some Things You Should Know Jun 28

I’ve been thinking there are some general things to know about me before we get started here. I think these basic bits of info will go a long way to making this whole experience more understandable to you civilians.

First off, I’m 28 years old and currently live in North Palm Beach, FL. I went to the University of Florida and studied Journalism. I’m a huge Gators fan and support them in all aspects of life. I’ve been told I’m a huge homer, but I feel with my journalistic background I’ve been trained to be completely unbiased. UF just happens to be the best at so many things, it can be taken for bias by the non gifted.

I’ve also been to rehab quite a few times. Currently I’ve been sober since 3/01/09 and haven’t gambled since 11/19/08. I go to recovery meetings for both fellowships. I also currently live in a halfway house. Its certainly not what I’m used too (chaotic drug and alcohol induced craziness) or what I grew up on (Palm Beach snobbery and narcissism). All in all though, it ain’t too bad.

Some of my favorite people: Tim Tebow, Paris Hilton, Kobe Bryant, Johnny Rotten, Billy Idol, Richard Branson, Tyler Durden, Erin Andrews, Charlie Sheen and such (you get the picture). I’m big into all things celebrity. I’m not scared to admit I watch a whole lot of E! and TMZ.

I currently work for a financial company running their social network marketing department. So basically I’m blogging and on twitter and things all day there. So naturally I want to come home and do pretty much the same thing.

I’m sure a lot of other things will come to light as this strange trip progresses. That’s a good starting point.

Come On In, the Water's Fine Jun 27

So I decided to start this blog just because I thought some people might enjoy my own shits and giggles. I pretty much rock and think the world should have access to all the great stuff I think about on a daily basis. With this blog I both intend to cure the world of sickness and disease while at the same time establish a loyal following of groupies and hanger on’s around the country. It should at the least be entertaining, and most likely will fall someplace in between.

I do have a job I work at during the week as well, so I’m not really sure how much or little time I will get to devote to this blog. It’s all pretty much just up in the air right now.

There will be stuff about sports, movies, music, celebrities, local news stories from around the country, and simply a grab bag or hodgepodge of all sorts of other stuff. Of course it’s all gonna be interesting.

I feel confident that if you stop by you’ll enjoy yourself and keep coming back. Pretty soon you’ll be come addicted and it will eventually ruin your life, so tread with caution. When you lose your job and girlfriend due to the insane amounts of time you spend on here, don’t come running to me. I ain’t your momma.